Total Medals Earned: 243 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,270 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/22 (10/515 points)
Complete the tutorial
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/165 points)
Make Stu Turn Off The TV
Make Stu Fall Down
Make Stu put toothbrush back
Taste Stu
Make Stu put the sausage back
Open the Briefcase
Finish Game and complete all tasks
Finish the Game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 4/25 (20/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Who made this game? PETA?
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Earn 50,000 points.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 50.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/335 points)
You managed to die in the tournament.
Get to the round 3 in the tournament
Get to the round 9 in the tournament
Get to the round 12 in the tournament
Win the tournament
Get to the round 20 in the Endless Mode
Get to the round 40 in the Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/280 points)
Get a combo of 15 or more
Get an S-Rank or higher in Enter Yasuke
Get an S-Rank or higher in Crouching Tiger
Get an S rank or higher in Plan and Execution
Get an S or higher in Survival Mode
Get a Hype Rank on any level
Check out the Discord or mailing list
Medals Earned: 6/25 (70/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Open one of the official levels
Die 25 in one level
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 12/16 (365/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Press F
Blow up baby Jesus
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.